a tumblr that i was just browsing and i must say, this post that i found made me laugh, so i have to repost it. find it at The Bubblegum Gang
What does everyone say is the most important thing in a good relationship?
Similar interests? No.
Feeling comfortable around each other? Never.
Lots of sex? I wish.
The answer is trust. Everyone seems to say that trust is the most important thing in a relationship. I disagree completely. Above is a flow chart that you can use when you’re wondering whether or not you can trust your partner. You may notice that it states you shouldn’t trust anyone with a penis. Why? Because you can’t.
Never trust a male. All we’ll do is break your heart, cheat on you with your best friend or sister and post naked photos of you on the internet. Never, ever trust us. That goes for all males too, including your father and Barack Obama. Just remember to doubt everything we tell you, as chances are we’re lying.
sincerely, saraagh elise ♥